MBVD: The Mockery of Marriage By California

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Mockery of Marriage By California

From an email by Norm : an illustration of the mockery being made of marriage (all emphasis mine):

In regard to; House Joint Resolution 89,
The Marriage Protection Amendment proposed by Congressman
Broun.

I'm using a possible scenario in Boston City Hall.
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Next!

Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.

Names?

Tim and Jim Jones.

Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance

Yes, we're brothers.

Brothers? You can't get married.

Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?

Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!

Incest? No, we are not gay.

Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?

For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects.

But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman.

Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim. And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?

All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next!

Hi. We are here to get married.

Names?

John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson.
Who wants to marry whom?

We all want to marry each other.

But there are four of you!

That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship.

But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples.

So you're discriminating against bisexuals!

No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples.

Since when are you standing on tradition?

Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere.

Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!

All right, all right. Next!

Hello, I'd like a marriage license.

In what names?

David Deets.

And the other man?

That's all. I want to marry myself.

Marry yourself? What do you mean?

Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return.

That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of Marriage!!

This is just an example of how ridicules same sex marriage is, and the problems that it can create. Does this sound far fetched? Well consider the woman in the Netherlands who married herself. What's it going to be next, a guy marrying a goose?

There are those who have been snarking with me lately, trotting out the same, tired, libspeak of homosexuality is natural (NOT) and the California justices were correct in ruling by judicial fiat, overturning the voices of the people who lawfully voted against same-sex marriage. The same type of people who are tired of their faith being made a mockery of, the same type of people who are tired of things like the Folsom Street Fair, the Gay Pride Parades and the Disney Gay Days. The same type of people who are willing to extend tolerance and really don't care what you do in your bedroom with another consenting adult, but who draw the line at having the gay agenda and gay lifestyle shoved down their throats as if it is something normal and natural while flaunting their lifestyles and screeching we just want to be treated like "normal" people, "WE'RE NORMAL".

No, you're not. And maybe if you kept your mouths shut and your lifestyles to yourselves instead of forcing your views down people's throats, while screeching discrimination, you'd find a lot more tolerance. Not necessarily acceptance, but tolerance. But the militant gay mafia won't do that, even likening the gay agenda to a civil right along the line of the REAL civil rights marches of yesteryear.

Well, guess what. Blacks can't change their color, mankind can't change it's gender (without extreme surgical help)--people can choose their lifestyle. Civil rights had to do with issues not changeable to the victims of the civil rights atrocities. Blacks should be outraged, but at this point in time, they're too busy being outraged by non-existent things propagated by hatemongers Sharpton, Jackson, Farrakhan and Wright (Tawana Brawley, Jena 6, Duke LaCrosse anyone?)

Oh, but the gay mafia says (while stating they have no agenda)--who in their right might would make this choice and risk being a victim? Well, anyone choosing this lifestyle. It's "chic", it's "in", it's the "thing" to be and do. Popularity. More choice of sexual partners (especially for those proclaiming themselves "bi"). To be "cool". That's why (along with any other number of ridiculous excuses).

But it's genetics they whine. No, it's not--if it were genetics, it would have died out in the alleged belief of evolution as a survival dead end. Survival traits not leading to survival and propagation of the species die out. And if one doesn't believe in the fallacy of evolution (show me the fossil record), there are such things as NATURAL ADAPTATION. Again, traits geared toward a dead end of the species die out--such as homosexuality. Traits strengthening and propagating the species continue.

But animals--generally primates--practice homosexuality. Not for sexual purposes. For purposes of DOMINATION in a group, to assert dominance, yes. For sexual pleasure, no. Same with gang members. You don't see the silverback great apes or gang members pushing for gay marriage. You DO see them dominating their "tribes". And the silverbacks who have successfully dominated and asserted their dominance are the ones who breed and carry on the "tribal line"--again, same with gang members.

Granted, there are a few who do not choose their gayness. I can accept that, and I can believe that from some of my friends and their androgynous body types--as if even their body doesn't know which way to go. It's a very specific look--think "Pat" on the old SNL sketches. The rest is choices, pure and simple.

So, now these gays choosing this lifestyle (at alleged risk of becoming like Matthew Shephard and facing discrimination--yet engaging in Folsom and parades to out themselves) think this is a positive step forward. They think overturning the voice of the people is "cool". They shut up those nasty old Christians who believe God made man and woman the way He did for a reason, didn't they? It really is God made Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve. At least in their eyes. Never mind all the conflicting, circular arguments they give, never mind none of it makes sense in their smug self-righteousness. Never mind there are millions of gays who would never, ever think about bringing such glaring attention onto themselves and then screaming "discrimination" and "we just want to be treated like everyone else". Never mind all that.

The slippery slope we are now on DOES open the way for the joke scenario. Are these gays going to stand up for siblings/incestuous relationship marriages? How about plural marriages? How about people getting licenses to marry either animals or inanimate objects (I just heard about a woman who married the Eiffel Tower after divorcing the Berlin Wall!)? Don't these people deserve the same "rights" over and above the voice of the people? Don't these people deserve a judicial fiat as well? Or will it be a case of we got ours, too bad about you?

Probably the latter--the gays we meet in our comments sections are notoriously self centered and really don't give a damn about anyone's interest but their own. Just like the majority of the gays I know who are so self-absorbed, the ones who have indeed made this concious choice. Heck, they think the moral degradation of Rome, Greece, Egypt, etc. was all a fantasy lie and had nothing to do with the downfall of those civilizations (the underlying, exceptional self-centeredness and "I got mine" attitude notwithstanding--same attitude rampant in the majority of today's gays). So if they won't even be honest with actual history, how can we expect them to be responsible and intellectually honest with themselves, their motivations and their rampant hatred of themselves which they project onto others and twist into the bastardization of marriage?

We can't. God help this country.

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My Favorite Speeches and Other Items of Interest

George Bush's March 28, 2007 Discusses Economy, War on Terror During Remarks to the National Cattlemen's Beef Association;http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/03/20070328-2.html
Mitch McConnell's March 15, 2007 Funding For Troops, Not Timelines for Retreat; http://mcconnell.senate.gov/record.cfm?id=270747&start=1
Ronald Reagan's June 12, 1987 Tear Down This Wall Speech; http://www.reaganfoundation.org/reagan/speeches/wall.asp
Vice President Cheney's March 12, 2007 Remarks at the AIPAC 2007 Policy Conference; http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/03/20070312.html

Winston Churchill Quotes

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.
Danger - if you meet it promptly and without flinching - you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic.
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
I like a man who grins when he fights.
I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer, I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.
In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.
It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
Moral of the Work. In war: resolution. In defeat: defiance. In victory: magnanimity. In peace: goodwill.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
Never, never, never give up.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
The first quality that is needed is audacity.
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.
They are decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.
War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.
When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber.
When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Ronald Reagan Quotes

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources
Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.
Double, no triple, our troubles and we'd still be better off than any other people on earth. It is time that we recognized that ours was, in truth, a noble cause.
Facts are stupid things.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them.
History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.
How can a president not be an actor?
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, I'm not going to deny that you don't now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand.
In Israel, free men and women are every day demonstrating the power of courage and faith. Back in 1948 when Israel was founded, pundits claimed the new country could never survive. Today, no one questions that. Israel is a land of stability and democracy in a region of tryanny and unrest.
Let us ask ourselves; "What kind of people do we think we are?".
Man is not free unless government is limited.
My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out.
No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology.
Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
Our forbearance should never be misunderstood. Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged as a failure of will. When action is required to preserve our national security, we will act.
Protecting the rights of even the least individual among us is basically the only excuse the government has for even existing.
Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.
The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas - a trial of spiritual resolve: the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish and the ideals to which we are dedicated.
The United Sates has much to offer the third world war.
There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.
To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy.
Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong.
We are never defeated unless we give up on God.
We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.
We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we will always be free.
Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.
You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.