My 10 Demands of Black Americans
TEN THINGS THAT MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON INSTEAD OF A MONEY-SUCKING LAZY ASS
Looking over the list from the website Snoop posted in his "Al Sharpton: A Socialist At Heart" post, I realized that they got it all wrong. If blacks in America want to be happy, I have the sure-fire way to be successful and happy. That stupid list on that racist website ain't gonna do it.
I saw the picture on that website of the big fat black mamma with her 'get out of Iraq' sign - she ought to lay off the fried chicken and get some exercise, and stop worrying about the war. Terrorists would like to kill her of course, but unfortunately, George Bush and our military heroes got her back. And believe me, that baby's got some back. Oofah.
1. I demand that you forget reparations. People here in America today didn't enslave you, and you yourselves weren't enslaved. Hand outs won't help your lazy asses; hard work will. Get educated and get yourselves a good job.
2. I demand that you stop complaining about the Po-lice. Your neighborhoods are overrun with scum. You NEED the Police. The Police are doing their job. If you are a scumbag gangbanger, you deserve to have the police treat you brutally. It's not at all hard to avoid having your ass kicked by the police. Watch your brother Chris Rock and learn:
How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
3. I demand you stop bitching about racism. Sure, there are a few racist twits still around, but we all know that they are nutjobs. It just isn't a problem.
4. I demand you get an education and get your own f-ing job. It is not OUR responsibility to get you employed. It is up to YOU to get employed.
5. I demand you work hard for better pay. I demand you stop whining about your low pay when you dropped out of high school. I demand you take responsibility for yourselves.
6. I demand that you find a job that provides health care insurance for you and your family. I demand that you stop screwing each other and producing children until you have enough income to take care of them and that you provide medical insurance for your family YOURSELF.
7. I demand you get your own damned education. I demand you work a job or two if you have to pay for it. I demand that you realize you are not due an education at Harvard. If you want that, you will have to work your black ass off.
8. I demand you black parents take care of your own damned kids. I demand the fathers remain responsible, and that if you have to stoop so low as to have your kids in day care, I demand you pay for it yourself. Your kids are YOUR responsibility, not ours.
9. I demand you stop killing each other, and if you continue to kill each other, I demand that capital punishment be used to put you to death, making the world a better place without your murdering black ass alive.
10. I demand that you work hard enough and earn enough money to feed yourselves, clothe yourselves, and take care of all of your own needs. You have NO right to anything you listed. You only have the right not be impeded from achieving your own goals in life.
You are not our responsibility, black America. You are your OWN responsibility.
Now shut the hell up and get to work on your own damned lives!
As for the rest of you lazy reprobates who believe we owe you something; The Bill of No Rights. Sphere: Related Content
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