Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 7
In the midst of the nonsense still going on in the hallowed halls of Congress, with the Michael Vick animal atrocities, hurricanes, bridge collapses, floods--we need a break from the serious and so, it's time for the next installment of the Fred Thompson Funnies. As always, go visit Frank J. at IMAO. Enjoy! While you're visiting Frank, check out his other fun facts about other candidates..he doesn't disappoint!
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Fred Thompson's comprehensive education plan: Be smart or get a whup'n.
Knowing is half the battle. The other half? Fred Thompson.
Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Thompson has started to be the focus of more news coverage since she is very involved in the Fred Thompson campaign (well, word is it will officially be a "campaign" on September 5th), so I thought I'd do some research on her. Facts about her aren't as easy to come by as they are about Fred Thompson whose actions are stamped throughout history, but here is what I found:
JERI THOMPSON FACTS
* Jeri Thompson's favorite scented candles are ginger peach, cinnamon vanilla, and blood of her enemies.
* Jeri Thompson has been called a "trophy wife" just because she's pretty, but the other candidate's spouses never get called "honorable mention wives." Double standard!
* Jeri Thompson appeared on the O'Reilly Factor in 1999. It's the only time in recorded history that O'Reilly didn't interrupt a guest.
* As a Republican strategist, her main contribution to the Republican Party was the "Don't Be a Bunch of Whiny Wusses" strategy. Unfortunately, that's fallen out of favor in recent years.
* Jeri Thompson always clearly states what she is thinking and doesn't expect someone else to infer her thoughts.
Okay; I made the last one up. No woman does that.
You'd have to eat eight crowbars to get the amount of iron that's in one bowl of Fred Thompson.
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Newton's Three Laws of Physics:
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