5 Nuns-Joke From Email

My friend Besty sent this to me and boy did I need the laugh today. Being a staunch, Traditionalist Catholic, you would think I would take offense--however, life's way too short to take offense. It's CERTAINLY less offensive than most lyrics you hear polluting the airwaves and the pornification of children these days. So, enjoy some good clean fun--from the picture, even the nuns were having a good time with it and saw the humor!

5 NUNS IN TOWN

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.