Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 6
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* Fred Thompson's glare has the same effect as a Cruciatus Curse.
* Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort ever feared. Why? Because Dumbledore was friends with Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson can transform into the most powerful Animagus form of all: Fred Thompson.
* If you call Fred Thompson a Muggle, he'll cast a spell on you where you spit out all your teeth. He uses his fist to cast the spell.
* A Quidditch game ends when either the Golden Snitch is caught or Fred Thompson becomes bored.
* Fred Thompson has killed more Death Eaters than any Auror... and that was just this morning.
* Even an Imperius Curse can't make you vote against Fred Thompson.
* SPOILER!!! At the end of Deathly Hallows, Fred Thompson kills Voldemort. With a ping pong paddle.
[Wait... I think that one might actually be a John Edwards Fabulous Fact. -Ed.]
Fred Thompson doesn't take "No" for an answer... unless the question was "What don't I take for an answer?" Then you better correctly respond with "No" before Fred Thompson rips out your spine and beats you with it.
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