Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 2
From my friend Frank J. at IMAO, here's this week's compilation of Fred Thompson funnies!
Fred Thompson doesn't get sunburned; the sun gets Fred Thompson-burned.
Fred Thompson doesn't believe in myths such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and extraterrestrials -- and he knows their existence is myths since he killed them all with his bare hands. Also, he knows for a fact that Elvis is dead since he strangled him in a shopping mall in 1987.
Fred Thompson preferred way to kill a bill in the Senate is the shotgun.
Scientists believe the reason for the sudden extinction of all the dinosaurs is either an asteroid or that they crossed Fred Thompson.
New Fred Thompson shirts from ThoseShirts.com!
Look how awesome it is! You must have one! (See the above picture)
I came up with the slogan, and Doug from ThoseShirts.com came up with the design. He also has a "I'm with Fred" shirt that goes well with Fred Thompson's new campaign site and a "Better Fred than Dead" shirt.
Anyway, make sure you get a Fred Thompson shirt now to show everyone you support his candidacy. Otherwise, people might think you're still on the fence and waiting for Chuck Hagel to enter the race.
Scientist predict that the giant BOOM! that will occur when Fred Thompson officially enters the race will not only be heard worldwide, but will also be heard in other galaxies and possibly cause their stars to explode.
Terrorists hate us for our Fred Thompson.
In case it one day needs a backup, Fred Thompson has memorized the internet.
Since they know they can't outrun Fred Thompson, grizzly bears will often try and play dead. Sphere: Related Content
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