Maxine--3 Problems, 3 Solutions--NEXT!

Our idiot congress could learn a lot from this lady! Thanks Betsy!

Maxine's Three Problems:

--Illegal Immigration

--Hurricane Recovery

--Alligators Attacking People in Florida

Maxine's Three Solutions:

--Dig a moat the length of the Mexican Border

--Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees

--Put the Florida Alligators in the moat along the Mexican Border

Any other problems you'd like Maxine to solve for you today?