Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 4

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Anytime Fred Thompson opens a can of fruit cocktail, he gets two cherries.

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FredOn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Gpl9pmyxU

Expect to see this ad played over and over at every single commercial break:

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Fred Thompson once crocheted a working firearm.

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Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his "veto pen."

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When Fred Thompson is elected President, he'll be the tallest American President ever, beating Abraham Lincoln by an inch and Jimmy Carter with his fist.

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Many say that Fred Thompson is just an urban legend made up to scare liberals, but Harry Reid claims to have seen him.

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When Fred Thompson is President, he plans to open up the federal government's strategic reserve of whup-ass.

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The only possible threat to Fred Thompson is his evil, goateed nemesis from the Mirror-World: Ted Frompson.

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