Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 4
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Anytime Fred Thompson opens a can of fruit cocktail, he gets two cherries.
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FredOn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Gpl9pmyxU
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FredOn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Gpl9pmyxU
Expect to see this ad played over and over at every single commercial break:
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Fred Thompson once crocheted a working firearm.
Fred Thompson once crocheted a working firearm.
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Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his "veto pen."
Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his "veto pen."
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When Fred Thompson is elected President, he'll be the tallest American President ever, beating Abraham Lincoln by an inch and Jimmy Carter with his fist.
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Many say that Fred Thompson is just an urban legend made up to scare liberals, but Harry Reid claims to have seen him.
Many say that Fred Thompson is just an urban legend made up to scare liberals, but Harry Reid claims to have seen him.
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When Fred Thompson is President, he plans to open up the federal government's strategic reserve of whup-ass.
When Fred Thompson is President, he plans to open up the federal government's strategic reserve of whup-ass.
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The only possible threat to Fred Thompson is his evil, goateed nemesis from the Mirror-World: Ted Frompson.
The only possible threat to Fred Thompson is his evil, goateed nemesis from the Mirror-World: Ted Frompson.
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