A Disrespectful Memo to Presidential Aspirants
Swiped from Snooper's, with permission from the author.
If we wanted a Democrat, we'd vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted Democrat Lite, we'd vote for Barak. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted Surrender to islam in Iraq, we'd vote for John. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted socialized medicine, we'd vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted our economy ruined by moronic "global warming" remedies, we'd vote for Al. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted a tax increase, we'd vote for Hillary. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted an open border, unlimited sneak ins & amnesty for illegal aliens, we'd vote for Ted. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted racism, we'd vote for Barak. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted disarmament & vulnerability, we'd have voted for McGovern. Sit down & shut up.
If we wanted four more years of G.W.B., we'd repeal the 22nd. Amendment. Sit down & shut up.
If you want our votes, then:
Don't lie to us about anything, especially the enemy; there is no such thing as 'radical' Islam.
And that damn thing is an amnesty bill, we won't accept it, not now, not next month; not ever. 'Rass it!!!
Don't pitch any new entitlement programs.
Don't pitch expansion of existing entitlement programs.
Don't pitch tax increases.
Don't pitch appeasing Islam or other enemies.
Echo the principles enunciated by Senator Barry M. Goldwater & President Ronald Reagan.
Be sincere about it.
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