Betsy was kind enough to send this on--hope it brightens people's day (those of us that can see clearly that is!)
The Cannibal's Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened
by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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